Framed

Browser gets framed. Rusty (AKA "Little Man") looks on.

All My Boyfriends

Who will be my valentine? WE WILL!

Valentine's Day, 2012

my boyfriend, Otis, on Valentine's Day.






My other boyfriends, Rusty ("Little Man") and Browser.

Velcro Dog

It's fall! Need I say More?

Brothers....

Identical brothers.
OK, my nose just grew.
Big Man, Little Man.
But brothers through and through.

I SPY

With my ONE eye....

Knock Knock

Browser as a door knocker.
And a handsome one at that!

Browser the Velcro Dog

No denying it Velcro Boy! You have sticks and leaves stuck to your chinny-chin-chin!

Browser as the Donald

Browser does his impression of Donald Trump.
But he didn't fire me.
He knows better.

Kick & Run

I was involved in a kick and run accident today. While walking Browser, a squirrel darted out of the bushes, and ran right into my foot. It all happened so fast, I didn't have time to stop, and I ended up kicking him. I am sure he wasn't hurt, just probably a little shook up. Browser didn't notice a thing.

The reason Browser didn't notice anything is that he is madly in love with me.
This is what happens when I am walking Browser:



If anyone knows of a (single) man who could love me half as much as Browser does, please have him contact me!

Here Comes the Bride... And Her Dog.

Otis the golden retriever in the bow tie, accompanies his mom on her special day.


Browser the bearded collie, kisses his mom at her wedding.

AND WHY NOT????

Hooray to the brides, and their awesome husbands.

Guilty!

This time it was Browser!

The Game

The game, according to Browser, is to let the lady try to take the ball.
The imperative word there is "try." He never lets me win.
Browser instigates the game several times a walk. He places the ball in my right hand, and dares me to try to take it away from him. I end up giving up every time. There is no use challenging the manly Browser! That's right, he's manly, and he knows it!

First Day of School -- 3:00-4:30pm

3:00 pm Browser and Thomas go for their walk.



3:30 pm. Bad Tucker and Molly.

I had to become a housecleaner for a change.
Afterwards I became a babysitter and fed the [human] infant while mom had a few things to do around the house. I really enjoyed sitting with the baby after a long day with the dogs.

Sadie Hawkins Day

I asked Rigger if he would marry me. He said he was too old, and wanted to take a nap.



I asked One Spot if he would marry me. He looked at me with that confused look, and said "Who ARE you?"



I asked Browser if he would marry me. he said "Yes yes yes yes yes!, but my mom won't let me move in with you!"


I asked Tucker to marry me. He just couldn't make the commitment, the big flirt!


I asked Winston to marry me. He said I was too tall for him.


I guess I'm just destined to be single until the next leap year.

Intelligent Conversations

Browser is the bearded collie. Murphy is the neufoundland. They are probably two of my favorite dogs to walk.
Browser loves me dearly, and can't seem to take his eyes off of me on our walks. Murphy is jut the largest dog I have ever walked. Either way, you can't walk these dogs without having a smile on your face.
Yesterday, I walked the Murphster, followed by Browser.
As I was walking Browser, I was telling him about Murphy, and how much fun it might be to walk them together. I told Browser that he would look like a chihuahua next to Murphy.
When I looked up, I saw a woman gardening, a few feet away.
"Oops!--You caught me having an intelligent converstaion with the dog!"
We both laughed.
"He's a good listener," I added.
She replied: "Is he deaf?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She Came In Through the Bathroom Window

Ok, I admit, it wasn't really the bathroom window. It was the living room window. And I HAD to. There was no one to let me in the front door, and the back yard just had a bunch of wet cement deposited, so I couldn't use that entrance. The dogs new I was there. They wanted out. I needed to get in.
Good thing I recently lost 70 pounds, so my formerly fat ass could fit through the window!