She Came In Through the Bathroom Window

Ok, I admit, it wasn't really the bathroom window. It was the living room window. And I HAD to. There was no one to let me in the front door, and the back yard just had a bunch of wet cement deposited, so I couldn't use that entrance. The dogs new I was there. They wanted out. I needed to get in.
Good thing I recently lost 70 pounds, so my formerly fat ass could fit through the window!