Sadie Hawkins Day

I asked Rigger if he would marry me. He said he was too old, and wanted to take a nap.



I asked One Spot if he would marry me. He looked at me with that confused look, and said "Who ARE you?"



I asked Browser if he would marry me. he said "Yes yes yes yes yes!, but my mom won't let me move in with you!"


I asked Tucker to marry me. He just couldn't make the commitment, the big flirt!


I asked Winston to marry me. He said I was too tall for him.


I guess I'm just destined to be single until the next leap year.

Potential Hero

This is Winston. He lives in an apartment building. I walk him every day.
Today when I went to get him, I smelled something funny on his floor. It gave me a headache. I wondered should I call the police. After I put Winston back in his house after the walk, i decided to call. Hopefully, it is just my overactive imagination, but it smelled like gas to me.

Sometimes life gives you a little glimpse as why you might be here. This was one of those moments. Who knows what might have happened if i didn't call it in to the authorities. It was a gas leak, and no one was hurt, other than my head, and probably the heads of the fire fighters who responded.

i wonder if the town will hold a ticket tape parade in my honor, and erect a statue of me in some prominant place. (LOL)