Who, Me????

Toby should be behind bars!

This morning I walk into his house to find a half eaten bar of Dove Soap on the floor.
Toby eats everything!
I called my vet's office to find out if there is anything I should do. The tech told me to look in his mouth for residue.
Looks pretty clean to me.
She checks with the doctor, who advises that the dog is going to get a "raging case of diarrhea."
I wonder if that will include bubbles coming out of Toby's butt?