It was a rainy day.
I was on my second-to-last dog walk, almost done, in front of the dog's house.
Dog pooped, I have to scoop. It's the law.
I was on my cell phone at the time I was scooping. I couldn't understand why the smell of poop was so strong.
Then I realized the bag had a hole, and it was on my hand. YUCK! Thank goodness I was in front of the dog's house. Washing my hands, the smell was not diminishing. Looking in the mirror, I realized it was also on my face as well, and also on my cell phone.
I spare you from a photo. I only include this entry because some people think my job is so freakin' wonderful. Oh, in general, it is. This is part of the downside.
Sometimes you just have to have a sense of humor.