Revenge is Sweet!
About two weeks ago, I was walking a dog down a very rich area of town. He's a happy dog, the happiest dog I know, and you can't walk him without a smile on your face!
Here I am, walking Browser down the very public sidewalk, when some man sticks his head out of his bedroom window and yells at me, "Keep your dog off my lawn, you bitch!" and closes the window quickly. I am left open-mouthed in shock. This out of a man who has two dogs in his household!
I hate when people yell at me because they don't want a dog walking on their precious grass! What's the deal? I know the law. If they poop, I scoop. There is no law about a dog peeing. If you are that anal that you won't allow a poor little dog to walk on your grass, than you need to put a fence up, and take your frustrations out on your spouse and kids, not the poor, innocent dog and person walking the dog!
This week, I got my revenge.
While walking past the house, Browser pooped on his precious lawn! (Don't worry--I am a professional--I scooped the poop!)
Good doggie!
I somehow feel better, and I think Browser does too!
Very good doggie!
Here I am, walking Browser down the very public sidewalk, when some man sticks his head out of his bedroom window and yells at me, "Keep your dog off my lawn, you bitch!" and closes the window quickly. I am left open-mouthed in shock. This out of a man who has two dogs in his household!
I hate when people yell at me because they don't want a dog walking on their precious grass! What's the deal? I know the law. If they poop, I scoop. There is no law about a dog peeing. If you are that anal that you won't allow a poor little dog to walk on your grass, than you need to put a fence up, and take your frustrations out on your spouse and kids, not the poor, innocent dog and person walking the dog!
This week, I got my revenge.
While walking past the house, Browser pooped on his precious lawn! (Don't worry--I am a professional--I scooped the poop!)
Good doggie!
I somehow feel better, and I think Browser does too!
Very good doggie!
1 Comments:
you should of left the poop baggie on his doorstep, as a present.
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