Otis Does Toby: FAIL!

The problem, Otis, is that Toby, for the most part, eats food and doesn't need his stomach pumped.
Take it from me, next time you see rat poison, STAY AWAY!!!!

On a similar note, today I saw a bumper sticker that said "My Golden Retriever is Smarter Than Your Honor Student." I thought of Otis (who is a golden retriever), and felt it should say "My Golden Retriever Is Smarter Than A Dish Towel."