Otis Does Toby: FAIL!

The problem, Otis, is that Toby, for the most part, eats food and doesn't need his stomach pumped.
Take it from me, next time you see rat poison, STAY AWAY!!!!

On a similar note, today I saw a bumper sticker that said "My Golden Retriever is Smarter Than Your Honor Student." I thought of Otis (who is a golden retriever), and felt it should say "My Golden Retriever Is Smarter Than A Dish Towel."

Hedgie's Big Day Out

OR WHAT I LEARNED AT THE VET ABOUT GUINEA PIGS.



1. Nails should be trimmed every 2-3 months.

2. Cedar wood chips are the best. They are absorbent and have anti-bacterial properties.

3. Guinea pigs need to have something hard to gnaw on so their teeth don't continue to grow, locking their jaw. (Just like a beaver!)

4. Make sure your GP doesn't get diarrhea!

Say What?

JJ can't hear you. She has her headphones on.

Browser the Velcro Dog

No denying it Velcro Boy! You have sticks and leaves stuck to your chinny-chin-chin!