Pee-Nis as a Weapon

This is Rocky. Rocky has a weak bladder. Rocky is excited to see me. But Rocky is a little unsure. So he sits at the top of the stairs. I need to get his leash on him. Every time I take a step closer to him, he squirts a little pee out. It lands on me. It lands all over me. It's like a squirt gun. It's pretty funny. And yet it's not. Thanks, Rocky.