It's a First

Last week, while walking a dog, and carrying a bag o'poop (it's the law: if they poop, you must scoop), a woman pulls her car over, gets out and approaches me. "I need to ask you a weird question." With all the explanations that followed, she finally spit out the question: "Can I have that bag of poop?" KNOCK YOURSELF OUT! (Note: She wanted it because she just started fostering a dog, who hadn't pooped on her property yet, and she wanted to let the dog know it was OK to poop there.) Thirteen years of dog walking, and this was the first time anyone ever asked me for my bag o'poop!